ola from the beijing olympics!!!!!! hahahahahaha...not...unfortunately....


okays this is my first blog since forever so here goes....


todays topic is about......*drum rolls*


STUPID SWANS AND BLOODY GEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


okays..... the reason why my topic sounds a bit agressive or i made it sound like a hate swans and geese, is because im really scared of them due to past incidents which has scarred my brain for enternity....


SWANS AND GEESE ARE FRIGGIN HUGE!!!


i dont hate them.....just terrified....like im scared if i walk down a park with a lake and BAM this swan or geese comes flying outta nowhere! hehehe *chuckles nervously then looks around*


okays once upon a time, i was about maybe 2 or 3 and i was living in england in a lovely place called staines

theres this beach nearby where i used to live, and the parentals and i would sometimes go down and i would build sandcastles or run around and shit like that ( i love making sandcastles!!! =) ) and then i was innocently doing whatever it was i was doing and then all of a sudden! a swarm of swans came flying outta nowhere and start pecking me! okay im lying they didnt peck me...one chased me!!! i was running for dear life and i sprinted to my dad and tried to get him to pick me up! but he didnt! and i was trying to climb into his arms! but then before i could! the swan that was chasing me ran over and bit my poor pinkie finger! and my pinkie was bleeding =(...*whispers: stupid swan*


swans are vicious...graceful and elegant and beautifu and innocentl on the outside but SCARY AND DANGEROUS AND VICIOUS AND EVIL AND DEMONIC ON THE INSIDE!!!! they must be avoided at all costs!


but geese! they're worse! they are a million times more terrifying! theres people that live near me that actually have them as guard dogs! yes they're that scary! they honk weird noises and they bite and chase u like a piece of meat! *shudders at thought*


i got chased by a goose too one time, they run FAST! i mean seriously! they run fast with those massive orange feet of theirs!!! but this time i was older and i jumped over a fence to avoid getting bitten! muhahahahaha TAKE THAT GOOSE!!


thats all from me today.... im permantly scarred for life now thanks to that swan and goose....thanks a lot you stupid birds


SWANS AND GEESE ARE ARMED AND DANGEROUS!!! RUN FOR DEAR LIFE!!!!

dont say i never warned you

byeeeeeeeee =)

Ola from san marino!!!!<<< some place in italy! =)


alrighty...today i shall talk about.....


*drum rolls*.....


WALLPAPER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA =)


this inspiration to write about wallpaper comes from my dear friend dessy's house XD

i was just sitting there in her house on her couch, i was staring at her wall and thought to myself....

'WOW cool beans she has wallpaper! im writing a blog on wallpaper when i get home! whooohoooo XD' HAHA


i dont think i have ever had wallpaper for my room...its always been white...just plain boring old white....maybe i should just splash a bit of paint here and there...you know, give it a more artistic look? i dont know....but im not here to blab about paint! im here to blab about WALLPAPER =)


wallpaper comes in all different patterns....you can get camels, flowers, sheep, cows, horses..any animal...YELLOW RUBBER DUCKYS! ohh hello! theres a new idea for my next blog! *hint* next blog will be about yellow rubber duckys! *endeth hint*


you can also get patterns of cute babies or ugly babies or clowns...ouhhh forget that! thats creepy....


anyways wallpaper is awesome! oh and when i say wallpaper i mean wallpaper for your room on your wall! not wallpaper for your phone or for the computer....oh hello! yes wallpaper can come in all forms! ahahaha...but im talking about wallpaper for walls so yeh....teeeheeee XD


oui oui so wallpaper patterns have changed over the course of history....in this century wallpapers are more colourful! and more prettyful! and......multicolourful!<< is that even a word??? =)


fiddle sticks and onions! did u see the prettyful wallpaper at the top there! if u havent! go look at it now! pronto! because you know why? tis awesome thats why!


thats all from me folks!.....

ps:i am made of awesome XD -charlieissocoollike- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA =)

OH MY WORD!!!

CRAPPITY CRAPPERS CRAP!

they banned lollipops in skool!!p>

why?? Why?? WHY??....WWHHHYYY would they do such a monstrous thing like that?!?!?!?!!?!?

seriously! WTF dudes and dudettes!! ARGHHHHH!!!

its all thanks to that bloody priest! (the prinicpal)

he sucks the fun out of everything! fun sucker!

hahaha wells....lollipops rock okay? know why?? they just do! THATS WHY!!!! okay? okay =)

lollipops are yummy! really really yummy! my personal favourite would be watermelon flavoured chupa chups =)

they're so YUMMY!

anyways i shall list my top 5 favourite chupa chups in order:-

*cough cough*

1)watermelon
2) cherry
3) apple
4) strawberry
5) rasberry

=)

well the reason why they got banned from skool was practically sort of my doing....not that i had ANY intention whatsoever! i mean how was i supposed to know because of my stupidity that lollipops will get banned??

okay..i started bringing lollipops into skool EVERYDAY, because they rock...R.O.C.K....and then people wanted me to bring lollipops for them....i had a HUGE ass jar full of them! HAHAHAHA

and then more and more people started eating them...i ate around 4 or 5 lollipops a day..and people kept saying i was gonna get diabetes and that i should stop eating them!

THE POINT IS....everyone started eating them cuz of me...i was the supplier of lollipops =)..haha..then the priest noticed this and concluded that lollipops were evil and should be eliminated from the skool...i mean seriously how evil cld u get???

he then stated that lollipops were DANGEROUS and that they should be FEARED! and that they make the skool look playful not serious enough! ARGH! thats complete bullshit!

LOLLIPOPS arent that dangerous okay??? yes people can choke on the stick but that rarely happens!

anyways...the priest banned lollipops this morning during assembly!....crazy priest!...lollipops must be like a flippin sin to him or sumthin...i mean wat sort of evil person wld ban lollipops?? its cruel! its torture! its ARGH!!!....he must be destroyed at once!!! removed off the face of the freakin earth more like it!

but i have to admt....its quite an achievement really...i mean people started eating LOADS of lollipops cause of me! hahahaha.....people are gonna get diabetes cause of meeeee!! hehehehe...not that i should be proud of it...HAH...but its pretty funny...

wells..im lollipop addict....i used to eat 4 or 5 a day...the people kept saying i was gonna get some wicked awesome diabetes...and that i should stop...cause im taking too much sugar? or sumthin...well iv cut down...i take 1 a day now....which is pretty good...but i still crave for more! lollipops make everything better =)...they make people happy! by their colourful...um...colourful layers! aha! =)

IF u are a lollipop addict...the first step to the long road of recovery is admitting that you are in fact a lollipop addict! haha...then the process of recovery continues from there...DO NOT BE IN DENIAL! okay?? okay...good folks...

wells thats all i have to say for today!

til next time folks! xxxx

Just when you thought you heard the last of me for a long time, then BAM i come up with something else to write! *evil laugh*


Our Adventure for today begins.........


well it started today when dessy and I wanted to send letters to our dear friend lanee all the way in Papua New Guinea....

okay so we walk all the way to ampang point and we went to drop off dessy's camera's first to get them developed....we go upstairs to Popular to buy envelops for me because i didnt have an envelop at the time..so we go and look and look and PLONK dessy spotted the envelops before i did! grrrr..hahaha


anyways...i picked out these really pretty, cool, colourful envelops ryt and dessy goes 'are u sure u can use coloured envelops for sending mail?' and i go 'why not? do they discrimanate against coloured envelops or something?' hahaha and she goes ' are u sure? are u very sure? dont make any regrets now!' and i go 'yes, yes im sure..i buying them anyway! hahaha'...so i go and buy them and i relised that envelops are really cheap! hahaha....i only spent 1 dollar and 50 cents on about 10 envelops! hahahaha...cool beans


okay so i buy them and i immediatley opened them and took out a lovely green envelop =)...me likey green haha

back to the story...um oh yes! okay so i put mine and mckenna's letters in the green envelop and i noticed that i needed glue or tape to stick the flippy lid thing down..im all "DAMN!" in my head! haha


so we go up to the post office and theres a million people there! im only exaggerating but there was lots of people! hahahaha...and we needed to take a number...but dessy didnt know how to do that but i did! HAH! =)...its pretty simple reli...just press the big red button on the machine and BOOM a ticket with a number pops up! hahaha (if there are a million buttons and you dont know which one to press? always press the big red button!) HAHA


so we sit down and me and dessy just sit there and talk and gossip or whatever us girls do.... and i think i was talking pretty loudly cuz dessy goes to me 'ur making a scene! look people are watching you!" im all "wat? they're not watching me! they're looking at the bilboard thing with all the numbers there!" and we're debating about that for awhile and dessy starts testing me with malay words based on numbers and surprisingly i knew wat she was saying! haha! my malay is not that bad! whoohooo! =)


okay so my number was called, and i go up to the lady and handed her my envelop and i sed "i want to send this to PNG and i need a stamp for it please" and she goes "okay hold on" she checks her big ass file while i chew away at a lollipop stick...then the lady goes "okay 1 dollar for the stamp for PNG" im like "wow thats cheap! haha" and i gave her money but i needed glue for to stick the stamp down and the flippy lid thingy...she gave me glue and theres this weird sponge thingy...and it turns out i was supposed to press the stamp down against the sponge and kapowie glue magically comes out! hahaha...but i didnt reli know at the time so i was just poking away at the fugly looking sponge haha!...anyways so i got everything stuck down and went away to put my mail in the mail box....and i noticed that i left my lollipop stick at the counter! argh! so i ran all the way back to the counter and thank god it was still there! i quickly took back the lollipop stick and chucked it into the bin while dessy laughed her ass off the whole time at me! haha


then it was dessy's turn to go all the way to the counter! HAH...she didnt know how to do the sponge thingy either! hahaha...BUT she was given 3 stamps..not 1 but 3!!..im all "wtf?? why did u get 3 stamps and i was only given 1?? OMG maybe the lady didnt hear me properly! maybe the letter will get sent to bermuda! or fiji or new zealand or sumthin instead of PNG!" i was panicking the whole time and dessy goes " HAHAHA u loser! i got 3 stamps and u didnt! hahahahaha" and i was still panicking and then dessy says " maybe its because my envelop was bigger than yours!" and i go " are u sure? are u very sure? wat if she doesnt get mckenna's and my letter? this is terrible!" and she says "i think thats the reason...yes my envelop was like way bigger than yours....so that must be it...dont worry! haha"


then we went downstairs and bought ice cream and also met our friend reza and he bought ice cream too! haha....


i would normally never usually use mail in malaysia! u know why?? cuz all the postmen here are EVIL SCUM SUCKING RODENTS!!!!!...i hate the postmen.

End of our Adventure....

byeeeeee xxx

Hello dear folks!


today i shall be talkin about RAINBOWS!!!!!


why? dont even ask why! why would you even ask that?? thats a stupid question! and I have no time to answer stupid questions!

isnt it obvious?? rainbows are AWESOME!!! they're pretty! and colourful and all mysterious looking and they can make everything seem all peaceful and wonderful!!!


oh yeh.... rainbows are awesome! haha =)


rainbows are happy to look at...they make people smile and when you smile the world smiles with you! so make BIG SMILES EVERYBODY!! =D =D =D HAHAHAHAHA


okay...people say that if you ever see the end of the rainbow, you will find a pot of gold! thats complete crap because you can never find the end of the friggin rainbow!! trust me ive tried!...iv been to the beginning of the rainbow tho!...if you walk near it...the rainbow disappears...but then you walk back and POOF its still there! its a trick of light thing that people such as myself shall never get! to me they're just bloody illusions! HAHAHA


rainbows..hmm...j'adore rainbows...i really do! they're just this perfect little masterpiece that help make the world seem like such a happier and fun place to live in!


OH that reminds me of the song by lesley gore! "Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows! and everything thats wonderful and colourful when we're together!" hahahahaha such an awesome song...if you dont have it, u better download it now or you shall regret never hearing that song for the rest of your natural born lives!! so download it now! pronto! comprende folks?? HAHA


have u seen my rainbow pic? just look at it! isnt it pretty??? i like it! but i bet theres nicer pics! but still this is still nice! it captures the essence of the rainbow dont u think? LOL..dont listen to me im just blabbing away here just to make this blog seem longer! HAHAHAHAHAHA =)


wells thats all from me for now!

byeeeeeeeee xxx

Hello.....


okay my dad has seriously gone bonkers.....


here i am just chatting on msn...then BAM my dad comes home...

then he goes and whines sayin ' shartina are u gettin off the computer in the near future?'...and i go 'yeh yeh im going off now'


a few minutes later..he comes downstairs and says 'never mind i dont want to use the computer anymore'


me: huh? why not?

dad: because im gonna read a book

me: *confuzzled expression*

dad: and im gonna change my religion

me: wat?

dad: im gonna become a buddihst

me: since when?

dad:since now

me: huh?

dad: im gonna be like a monk or sumthin...il be better than the pope!

me: *laughin*

dad: im serious! im gonna be equivalent to jesus or the dalai lama!

me: *laughin my ass off! and thinkin 'oh yeh like thats gonna happen'*

dad: just dont tell ur nanny cuz u know...she goes to church and all..and im serious okay?

me: *ROFL!*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


yep well thats my dad for ya! hahahahha


byeeeeee xx

Hello....


oui oui take a good look at that picture.......it looks so pretty ryt??

hell no..those things can be fucking deadly!!

why u ppl ask?? because of their huge ass thorns thats why!!! those thorns can be reli big and sharp and pointy and prickly and can hurt u real badly if u are not able to avoid touching them!


in conclusion......STAY AWAY FROM THE THORNS!!! hahahahahaha


why im talkin about thorns and roses?? it all started on the day before valentines day.....

us year 11's had to get the roses ready for valentines day so we can sell them and make money for our prom!!! hahaha...so we get the roses and BAM u see thorns!! we had to take the thorns off so that some stupid wee youngling wont come crying to us saying that they got boo boos or sumthin...


anyways....scissors were completely useless at takin them off..so we were told to use our hands...i was like 'wtf? our hands?' and it turned out to be easier than scissors...then all of a sudden KAPOWIE! i got flippin pricked! then again and again and again each time i took a different rose! well not every rose i got pricked but most of them haha..


then when i went to reach for another flower...i kinda accidently with no intention watsoever broke off the head of one rose! and reza and fahmi kept picking on me! and then there was another rose which was already broken..and i was blamed for breaking it even tho i didnt!!! hahaha...i had to pay for the rose that i accidently broke usin reza's money and according to him i didnt thank him til today! hahaha


but i got my revenge on them using rubber bands and flicking them with it! hahahaha...then i flicked abdulllah with the rubber band too! ahahaha it was fun! OH i remember havin a race with abdullah, to see who can take the thorns off the fastest off the roses and we both finished at the same time because both our roses had only 1 thorn on them HAHA


anyways thats all im gonna write cuz i cant be pissed to write anymore...for now hahaha..buh byeeee


NOTE TO SELF: 1) wear gloves next time when picking off thorns
2) never in my life become a florist!