Hello.....


okay my dad has seriously gone bonkers.....


here i am just chatting on msn...then BAM my dad comes home...

then he goes and whines sayin ' shartina are u gettin off the computer in the near future?'...and i go 'yeh yeh im going off now'


a few minutes later..he comes downstairs and says 'never mind i dont want to use the computer anymore'


me: huh? why not?

dad: because im gonna read a book

me: *confuzzled expression*

dad: and im gonna change my religion

me: wat?

dad: im gonna become a buddihst

me: since when?

dad:since now

me: huh?

dad: im gonna be like a monk or sumthin...il be better than the pope!

me: *laughin*

dad: im serious! im gonna be equivalent to jesus or the dalai lama!

me: *laughin my ass off! and thinkin 'oh yeh like thats gonna happen'*

dad: just dont tell ur nanny cuz u know...she goes to church and all..and im serious okay?

me: *ROFL!*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


yep well thats my dad for ya! hahahahha


byeeeeee xx

Hello....


oui oui take a good look at that picture.......it looks so pretty ryt??

hell no..those things can be fucking deadly!!

why u ppl ask?? because of their huge ass thorns thats why!!! those thorns can be reli big and sharp and pointy and prickly and can hurt u real badly if u are not able to avoid touching them!


in conclusion......STAY AWAY FROM THE THORNS!!! hahahahahaha


why im talkin about thorns and roses?? it all started on the day before valentines day.....

us year 11's had to get the roses ready for valentines day so we can sell them and make money for our prom!!! hahaha...so we get the roses and BAM u see thorns!! we had to take the thorns off so that some stupid wee youngling wont come crying to us saying that they got boo boos or sumthin...


anyways....scissors were completely useless at takin them off..so we were told to use our hands...i was like 'wtf? our hands?' and it turned out to be easier than scissors...then all of a sudden KAPOWIE! i got flippin pricked! then again and again and again each time i took a different rose! well not every rose i got pricked but most of them haha..


then when i went to reach for another flower...i kinda accidently with no intention watsoever broke off the head of one rose! and reza and fahmi kept picking on me! and then there was another rose which was already broken..and i was blamed for breaking it even tho i didnt!!! hahaha...i had to pay for the rose that i accidently broke usin reza's money and according to him i didnt thank him til today! hahaha


but i got my revenge on them using rubber bands and flicking them with it! hahahaha...then i flicked abdulllah with the rubber band too! ahahaha it was fun! OH i remember havin a race with abdullah, to see who can take the thorns off the fastest off the roses and we both finished at the same time because both our roses had only 1 thorn on them HAHA


anyways thats all im gonna write cuz i cant be pissed to write anymore...for now hahaha..buh byeeee


NOTE TO SELF: 1) wear gloves next time when picking off thorns
2) never in my life become a florist!