ola from the beijing olympics!!!!!! hahahahahaha...not...unfortunately....
okays this is my first blog since forever so here goes....
todays topic is about......*drum rolls*
STUPID SWANS AND BLOODY GEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okays..... the reason why my topic sounds a bit agressive or i made it sound like a hate swans and geese, is because im really scared of them due to past incidents which has scarred my brain for enternity....
SWANS AND GEESE ARE FRIGGIN HUGE!!!
i dont hate them.....just terrified....like im scared if i walk down a park with a lake and BAM this swan or geese comes flying outta nowhere! hehehe *chuckles nervously then looks around*
okays once upon a time, i was about maybe 2 or 3 and i was living in england in a lovely place called staines
theres this beach nearby where i used to live, and the parentals and i would sometimes go down and i would build sandcastles or run around and shit like that ( i love making sandcastles!!! =) ) and then i was innocently doing whatever it was i was doing and then all of a sudden! a swarm of swans came flying outta nowhere and start pecking me! okay im lying they didnt peck me...one chased me!!! i was running for dear life and i sprinted to my dad and tried to get him to pick me up! but he didnt! and i was trying to climb into his arms! but then before i could! the swan that was chasing me ran over and bit my poor pinkie finger! and my pinkie was bleeding =(...*whispers: stupid swan*
swans are vicious...graceful and elegant and beautifu and innocentl on the outside but SCARY AND DANGEROUS AND VICIOUS AND EVIL AND DEMONIC ON THE INSIDE!!!! they must be avoided at all costs!
but geese! they're worse! they are a million times more terrifying! theres people that live near me that actually have them as guard dogs! yes they're that scary! they honk weird noises and they bite and chase u like a piece of meat! *shudders at thought*
i got chased by a goose too one time, they run FAST! i mean seriously! they run fast with those massive orange feet of theirs!!! but this time i was older and i jumped over a fence to avoid getting bitten! muhahahahaha TAKE THAT GOOSE!!
thats all from me today.... im permantly scarred for life now thanks to that swan and goose....thanks a lot you stupid birds
SWANS AND GEESE ARE ARMED AND DANGEROUS!!! RUN FOR DEAR LIFE!!!!
dont say i never warned you
byeeeeeeeee =)
