Ladies and Gentlemen.....


Tonight im gonna talk about...*drum rolls*.....


BREAD!!!! hahahahahaha


bread is like the fruit of our loins folks haha....its like the centre piece of our lives that keeps us together.....

okay that just sounds weird....il rephrase that later lol


but bread is life...bread is food on the table....bread is good...its the best thing since jelly 100BC.


i think bread is awesome because bread can be made into many things like....


1) sandwiches
2) pretzels
3) hotdogs
4) burgers
5) BAGELS! =)
6) donuts!
7) some other things that i cannot name at the moment lol


and the ultimate thing!


PIZZA!!!!


pizza is pure genuis...like gravy...i love pizza...pizza is awesome and why you may ask? because its good thats why! you can put wee toppings on and its got cheese..u gotta love cheese...if u dont like pizza then ur the biggest freak in the world! you should be shunned like charlie the unicorn "shun the non believer....shuuuunnnnnn" hahahahaha...or you should walk around with the words 'big freak' stamped on ur forehead! muhahahahahahahahaa





okay thats just mean...im kidding of course....*cough* =)

hahahahaha


the point is...bread is good...it smells so yummy when its just out of the oven, its just got that freash outta the oven smell thing going on there lol....


question...do u count cookies and pies and things as bread too? i mean they're basically baked the same way right? right?


OH and u can say ' wow got buns in the oven! ' if someone or yourself is pregnant! hahaha...im gonna say that line one day for the fun of it hahaha

This movie is sooo AWESOME!

i love it! hahahahahahaha....

yeh its got zombies that bite/eat/suck your brains out/scratch/attack violently at you but if they didnt, wats the point in watching it?? haha
its also got a sexy heroine that goes by the name of Alice, played by the gorgeous Mila Jovovitch =)

the scenes where Alica kills all the zombies are absolute KLASSSS! i mean she goes all kung fu on their asses! like KAPOWIE! and she kills 2 at a time with the cool blades she carries! hahaha


i dont even know how she can carry all the weapons she has...shes got tons of guns and blades on her...mental but klasss hahaha...


til next time xxx

Dudes its been AGES since i wrote here hahahahahaha.....


tonights topic...dum dum dee dum....*drum rolls*


TIGHTS, LONG HAIR AND TIGHTS! =)


i betcha u have no idea wat im talking about haha thought so..now you're forced to read this blog entry!!! muhahaha







okay for all disney/warner bros./etc fans out there...have u ever wondered in movies like thumbelina or sleeping beauty, the princes wear tights? seriously wat is up with the tights?? iv been noticing this for awhile and thought i should put this in my awesome blog! hahaha..but seriously why tights? wouldnt they be uncomfortable? i mean come on they're tights for heavens sake! haha..but u gotta admit tights or no tights, they are fine lookin cartoon characters lol...if u see the pics those are example of princes in tights! haha




another thing iv just noticed...all the princesses have long hair! apart from snow white...BUT they ALL of long hair! wat is up with that? is there a discrimination against young girls with short hair?...little short haired girls dreams of becoming 'princesses' are crushed now because they dont have long wavy pieces of fur on their heads...wat is this world coming too?? lol kidding bahahahahaha


apart from cartoons...if anyone has seen the movie 'Ever After' with the lovely drew barrymore, they would notice that the prince is wearing tights..a little too tight if you catch my drift..seriously if you watch the movie, his balls is practically buldgeing out of his pants! hahahaha cracks me up when i see it..but all and all its a good movie haha


i couldnt find a good pic for the 'ever after' prince in tights haha


well i love disney classic movies and thumbelina and swan princess etc hahaha...gotta love the classics =)


byeeee xx

Helowwww folks.....this is the most awesomest post so far! u know why?? cuz it is thats why!!! muhahahahahhaa

okay first of this ferris wheel is the most prettiest ferris wheel iv seen yet!
not that i havent seen ferries wheels before..haha and my watch just beep...that cant be good...moving along....




This nail polish pic i think is so cool...i mean seriously getting a pic like that you know throwing nail polish then quickly taking the pic before the red liquidy stuff falls straight to the floor, covering it in a bloody red of redness mess? ouhhh theres a creepy thought hahahahahahaha...but seriously the ppl that did this pic must of had to do this over and over again..unless they're complete freaks and got it perfect on the first throw hahahaha




Look its chuck and cindy the donkeys!! hahahahaha...arent they reli not the cutest things you've ever seen?? haha im joking...donkeys are soooo cute...and i dunno why but i like that pic of chuck & cindy the donkeys....donkeys remind of litte wee shetland ponies...they're so cute!! hahhahahaha...like llamas! oh llamas are cool...like kuzco out of the emperor's new groove cool =)




Like ohmigosh its butterfly time!! yay!!!.....i love butterflies!! they are so pretty and sparkly and bright and colourful and multicoloured and rainbow like and small and cute and adorable and so happy and free looking and so fragile and stuff...i have two funny stories to tell about these small winged creatures:


1) i was about seven or so and i caught a butterfly and i kept in my music box for a whole day ( 24hrs folks ) and then i let it fly away...i named it pete...so byeee pete haha


2) the other day...me, lanee and fahmi we're doing our math hw and we got stuck on one question and fahmi said " nooo we have to do it the butterfly way...see look its a butterfly!" hahahaha and me and lanee just cracke up laughin our asses off the enitre day...even til now hahahahaha...its just one of those "you had to be there" moments haha




This is the coolest picture of beer bottles ever!!!! look at it! its all colourful like neon lights! hahahaha...i love it ahhh...beer is good...but farisha + vodka is funny...you have to see this girl when shes drunk...last time at my dear friend dessy's bday...she drank pure vodka then passed out on the floor with her phone! hahahahha we never let her live it down...i love you farisha!!!! hahaha




Sorry folks but the owner of the body shop died last month....tis a tragic time...shes created great stuff...got some body shop body spray upstairs in my room...it smells like berries...i love it! =)...may she R.I.P





well back to happier things....hairspray is an awesome movie! i love it!! but i also love knocked up!! haha thats a movie you have to watch...flippin funny...alisa, dessy, lanee and me were laughin our asses of in the cinema! hahaha...especially at the guy with the beard! hahaha freakin hilarious! hahahaha....back to hairspray, i had no idea amanda bynes can sing...she can reli sing, shes reli good at it...oh hairspray! reminds me...dessy and i told alisa that zac efron was in it and shes all "coolies" then towards the end of the movie round about the last song she goes " omg thats zac efron!" LOL seriously hahaha and me and dessy were "omg alisa ur so blur" hahahahaha good times =)





this my dear fellow friends is charlie the unicorn and friends...haha i love charlie the unicorn....not only was he tricked to go to candy mountain...he got his kidney removed!! hahahahhaa...if u havent seen it? for the life of me go to youtube.com now and type charlie the unicorn and BAM there you go watch it! hahaha....


well thats all ive got now...until next time....

byeeee xxxxxxxx

WTF??????


i was looking forward to seeing her in concert in Kuala Lumpur!!! but no she had to cancel cuz of the stupid malaysian censoring ppl sed she wasnt allowed to wear revealing clothes like mini skirts etc...!!! argh


me and lanee were gonna make plans to try and meet her like we tried with gwen stefani lol....but we got gwen's backup dancer that time so that was good enough lol =)


"The Ministry of Culture, Arts and Heritage introduced rules in 2005 stating female performers must show no skin from the tops of their chests to their knees."


damn malaysia's ministry of culture, arts and heritage!!! move into the fucking 21st century!!
one of these days if they make one more singer like Fergie or something to cover up and she cancels i swear im gonna protest!!! muhahahahahahahahahaha

Ahhhh fuck the ministry of fucking culture, fucking art and fucking heritage!!!!!


byeeee xxx

CUPCAKES!!!!


cuppacakes are YUMMY!!!!! i love them!


i like the different patterns you can get on them =) i love the small cupcakes, i love the big cupcakes =)

i LOVE them FULLSTOP! hahahahaha

byeeee xxxx

Lookie here...iv got SHARPENERS!!! hahahahahaha....

Sharpeners are one of the most awesomest things on the planet! and why you may ask? well because
as you can see they come in all different shapes and sizes....


i would but up this reli cool picture of different sharpeners but it wouldnt upload cuz the comp of something is being a complete bitch! ahahahahahahahahahaha

byeeeee xxx

Look its a Liopleurodon....


A magical Liopleurodonnnnn =)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA =)

Lookie here its charlie the Unicorn!!


Candy Mountain! yay!


its a place filled with joy and joyness =)

Who knew that Mckenna is scared of sunflowers! hahahaha
they are not scary at all! lol
they are way too pretty and bright and sunny and happy looking! =)

You Are The Wheel of Fortune

You represent the cycles of life, death, and rebirth. You embrace change, the the ups and downs of life. Fate is something you accept, even when you could possibly change things. Big things tend to happen to you more than other people. Your fortune: Something huge is about to happen in your life, and you have little control over it. You must accept your destiny, but luckily it is good fortune that has come your way. Big things and big changes are about to come your way. And while things will be intense for a while, they will be followed by a period of rest.

What Tarot Card Are You?

COOL!! my tarot card is the wheel of fortune! lol =)

Here are reasons as to why my friend REZA should get himself a blog the fag =)

1) its better than playing dota! haha
2) its better than going on msn all the time
3) its better than doing nothing
4) its fun =)
5) you can write anything u want
6) its better than telling me im not nice when in reality i am nice, so u can say im not nice in your blog =)
7) you can bitch about how me and dessy put this on our blogs with ur pic which u tried so desperately to delete haha
8) because blogs are awesome
9) cause me and dessy says so and our word is law =)
10) And because by the end of this blog, REZA has to fight back on us using his new blog! muhahahahahahaha =)

ok and those are the reasons why REZA has to have a blog =)
hes so fun to annoy!! hahahahaha

Helow ppl of this charming yet retarded world =)

i have nothing to do....
its raining here in 'oh so fun' malaysia
well i wanna talk about things that could very useful =)



1) fairies....its NOT i repeat NOT wat its like in the books kiddies
2) rule 1: NEVER step in a fairy ring...dunno wat that it? type it in google cuz im not bothered =)
3) rule 2: step in a fairy and *poof* ur a goner...bye bye...
4) rule 3: if u hear mysterious music playing outta nowhere and ur in the woods or sumthin...one word..RUN
5) rule 4: u see a mysterious hair brush on the ground, use ur head and think twice and dont pick it up! =)
6) rule 5: if ur captured and fairies bring u to their world..dont eat their food or drink their...well drinks =)
7) rule 6: 5 mins in their world can = 5 or maybe even 100 years have passed in our world
8) faires arent all that bad =)

but im bored so i decided to tell u folks all of this =)

Guadalajara....

ahhh i wanna go here
doesnt it look pretty??
tequilas all around =) hehehe
dum dee dumm dee dummm dummmm

yes u guessed ryt little children...its SAN FRANCISCO!! whoop whoop =)....
i dunno why, but i wanna go there...
i wanna take a ride on that cable car or cart (whater u wanna call it)....
it looks fun =)
i like having fun =)
lalalalalalalala

this beautiful ppl is a waterfall somewhere in iceland ahhhhh
one of the places i have to go
aint it perddy??
dont like it? then go away
i wanna jump from there....why u may ask??
cuz it looks fun thats why hahaha
teehee =)
byeeee xxx

dear lord! i dunno how to work this stupid thing!!! oh well i will learn!
im doing nothing....
im gonna make a list of things to do....
im gonna go and go away....
byeeeee xx