Ladies and Gentlemen.....
Tonight im gonna talk about...*drum rolls*.....
BREAD!!!! hahahahahaha
bread is like the fruit of our loins folks haha....its like the centre piece of our lives that keeps us together.....
okay that just sounds weird....il rephrase that later lol
but bread is life...bread is food on the table....bread is good...its the best thing since jelly 100BC.
i think bread is awesome because bread can be made into many things like....
1) sandwiches
2) pretzels
3) hotdogs
4) burgers
5) BAGELS! =)
6) donuts!
7) some other things that i cannot name at the moment lol
and the ultimate thing!
PIZZA!!!!
pizza is pure genuis...like gravy...i love pizza...pizza is awesome and why you may ask? because its good thats why! you can put wee toppings on and its got cheese..u gotta love cheese...if u dont like pizza then ur the biggest freak in the world! you should be shunned like charlie the unicorn "shun the non believer....shuuuunnnnnn" hahahahaha...or you should walk around with the words 'big freak' stamped on ur forehead! muhahahahahahahahaa
okay thats just mean...im kidding of course....*cough* =)
hahahahaha
the point is...bread is good...it smells so yummy when its just out of the oven, its just got that freash outta the oven smell thing going on there lol....
question...do u count cookies and pies and things as bread too? i mean they're basically baked the same way right? right?
OH and u can say ' wow got buns in the oven! ' if someone or yourself is pregnant! hahaha...im gonna say that line one day for the fun of it hahaha
4 comments:
those pictures look appetizing! HONESTLY, who doesn't like bread?! well i know a certain someone who doesn't like pizza... specifically the CHEESE on the pizza, i mean come on! it's the BEST PART! next to the toppings of course! that's probably why her head's lopsided.. cuz her neck bones are lacking cheese! hahahahhaa i'm evil xP
LOL yummmm pizza. my favourite is hawaiian chicken! :)
@haha i didn't know you wrote good blogs, shartina!
PEPPERONI is the best topping ever.
and MEAT!
MEAT!
AND MORE MEAT.
anyone who eats freaking vegetarian pizzas are douchebags. :D
and ew, frisha. i hate PINEAPPLE on me pizza. xp
lol, wow. that was inspiring XD
stroke of genius i say :P
and cookesi and pies are NOT the same thing as breadd!
bread has yeastt
and.. pie has.. like. filling.
haha
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