Ladies and Gentlemen.....


Tonight im gonna talk about...*drum rolls*.....


BREAD!!!! hahahahahaha


bread is like the fruit of our loins folks haha....its like the centre piece of our lives that keeps us together.....

okay that just sounds weird....il rephrase that later lol


but bread is life...bread is food on the table....bread is good...its the best thing since jelly 100BC.


i think bread is awesome because bread can be made into many things like....


1) sandwiches
2) pretzels
3) hotdogs
4) burgers
5) BAGELS! =)
6) donuts!
7) some other things that i cannot name at the moment lol


and the ultimate thing!


PIZZA!!!!


pizza is pure genuis...like gravy...i love pizza...pizza is awesome and why you may ask? because its good thats why! you can put wee toppings on and its got cheese..u gotta love cheese...if u dont like pizza then ur the biggest freak in the world! you should be shunned like charlie the unicorn "shun the non believer....shuuuunnnnnn" hahahahaha...or you should walk around with the words 'big freak' stamped on ur forehead! muhahahahahahahahaa





okay thats just mean...im kidding of course....*cough* =)

hahahahaha


the point is...bread is good...it smells so yummy when its just out of the oven, its just got that freash outta the oven smell thing going on there lol....


question...do u count cookies and pies and things as bread too? i mean they're basically baked the same way right? right?


OH and u can say ' wow got buns in the oven! ' if someone or yourself is pregnant! hahaha...im gonna say that line one day for the fun of it hahaha

This movie is sooo AWESOME!

i love it! hahahahahahaha....

yeh its got zombies that bite/eat/suck your brains out/scratch/attack violently at you but if they didnt, wats the point in watching it?? haha
its also got a sexy heroine that goes by the name of Alice, played by the gorgeous Mila Jovovitch =)

the scenes where Alica kills all the zombies are absolute KLASSSS! i mean she goes all kung fu on their asses! like KAPOWIE! and she kills 2 at a time with the cool blades she carries! hahaha


i dont even know how she can carry all the weapons she has...shes got tons of guns and blades on her...mental but klasss hahaha...


til next time xxx

Dudes its been AGES since i wrote here hahahahahaha.....


tonights topic...dum dum dee dum....*drum rolls*


TIGHTS, LONG HAIR AND TIGHTS! =)


i betcha u have no idea wat im talking about haha thought so..now you're forced to read this blog entry!!! muhahaha







okay for all disney/warner bros./etc fans out there...have u ever wondered in movies like thumbelina or sleeping beauty, the princes wear tights? seriously wat is up with the tights?? iv been noticing this for awhile and thought i should put this in my awesome blog! hahaha..but seriously why tights? wouldnt they be uncomfortable? i mean come on they're tights for heavens sake! haha..but u gotta admit tights or no tights, they are fine lookin cartoon characters lol...if u see the pics those are example of princes in tights! haha




another thing iv just noticed...all the princesses have long hair! apart from snow white...BUT they ALL of long hair! wat is up with that? is there a discrimination against young girls with short hair?...little short haired girls dreams of becoming 'princesses' are crushed now because they dont have long wavy pieces of fur on their heads...wat is this world coming too?? lol kidding bahahahahaha


apart from cartoons...if anyone has seen the movie 'Ever After' with the lovely drew barrymore, they would notice that the prince is wearing tights..a little too tight if you catch my drift..seriously if you watch the movie, his balls is practically buldgeing out of his pants! hahahaha cracks me up when i see it..but all and all its a good movie haha


i couldnt find a good pic for the 'ever after' prince in tights haha


well i love disney classic movies and thumbelina and swan princess etc hahaha...gotta love the classics =)


byeeee xx