OH MY WORD!!!

CRAPPITY CRAPPERS CRAP!

they banned lollipops in skool!!p>

why?? Why?? WHY??....WWHHHYYY would they do such a monstrous thing like that?!?!?!?!!?!?

seriously! WTF dudes and dudettes!! ARGHHHHH!!!

its all thanks to that bloody priest! (the prinicpal)

he sucks the fun out of everything! fun sucker!

hahaha wells....lollipops rock okay? know why?? they just do! THATS WHY!!!! okay? okay =)

lollipops are yummy! really really yummy! my personal favourite would be watermelon flavoured chupa chups =)

they're so YUMMY!

anyways i shall list my top 5 favourite chupa chups in order:-

*cough cough*

1)watermelon
2) cherry
3) apple
4) strawberry
5) rasberry

=)

well the reason why they got banned from skool was practically sort of my doing....not that i had ANY intention whatsoever! i mean how was i supposed to know because of my stupidity that lollipops will get banned??

okay..i started bringing lollipops into skool EVERYDAY, because they rock...R.O.C.K....and then people wanted me to bring lollipops for them....i had a HUGE ass jar full of them! HAHAHAHA

and then more and more people started eating them...i ate around 4 or 5 lollipops a day..and people kept saying i was gonna get diabetes and that i should stop eating them!

THE POINT IS....everyone started eating them cuz of me...i was the supplier of lollipops =)..haha..then the priest noticed this and concluded that lollipops were evil and should be eliminated from the skool...i mean seriously how evil cld u get???

he then stated that lollipops were DANGEROUS and that they should be FEARED! and that they make the skool look playful not serious enough! ARGH! thats complete bullshit!

LOLLIPOPS arent that dangerous okay??? yes people can choke on the stick but that rarely happens!

anyways...the priest banned lollipops this morning during assembly!....crazy priest!...lollipops must be like a flippin sin to him or sumthin...i mean wat sort of evil person wld ban lollipops?? its cruel! its torture! its ARGH!!!....he must be destroyed at once!!! removed off the face of the freakin earth more like it!

but i have to admt....its quite an achievement really...i mean people started eating LOADS of lollipops cause of me! hahahaha.....people are gonna get diabetes cause of meeeee!! hehehehe...not that i should be proud of it...HAH...but its pretty funny...

wells..im lollipop addict....i used to eat 4 or 5 a day...the people kept saying i was gonna get some wicked awesome diabetes...and that i should stop...cause im taking too much sugar? or sumthin...well iv cut down...i take 1 a day now....which is pretty good...but i still crave for more! lollipops make everything better =)...they make people happy! by their colourful...um...colourful layers! aha! =)

IF u are a lollipop addict...the first step to the long road of recovery is admitting that you are in fact a lollipop addict! haha...then the process of recovery continues from there...DO NOT BE IN DENIAL! okay?? okay...good folks...

wells thats all i have to say for today!

til next time folks! xxxx